Sinister: Connectivivivivivity (Slightly older than before--)

[MyMomSays at xxx.com]

Sinister,
    Wouldn't it be great if we could all eat packed lunches together (not in 
paper sacks, but rather, those large metal monsters that have hinges on 
them?) while balanced on a construction site beam? Inbetween bites of our 
stringy meated sandwiches we could glance at stolen blueprints that were 
sketched together by Mr. R.J. Gillanders who would be standing about 300 feet 
below us, looking up at our backs through shaded glasses.  
    But anyway, I didn't want to really get into this as much as I did: 
needless to say, it's a cute image, all 1,500 of collective us balanced on 
this construction site beam. 

    About eight months ago I met my great aunt Noni for the first time 
ever--I'd seen her around before, at funerals and weddings and crap, but I'd 
never met her: only heard about her.  Apparently she was the beautiful 
sister, my grandfather wanting to marry her first but having to settle for 
Bead, my grandmother.  So it was February, and had just snowed, and my family 
was pulling into the driveway of my Great Aunt Noni's house in Lincoln, 
Nebraska--her driveway cleaved bare, morseled in the midst of blankets of 
snow.  Her house smelled like moldy trash and cats, beanie babies poised on 
every flat surface, waving flags, their ears flopping over from the heavy 
burden of store tags--her little black dog and her little black cat cycloned 
around my feet and I heard Great Aunt Noni shout from the kitchen: "Stevie! 
Oprah!" Their ears pricked up at her voice and they corralled into the 
kitchen. 
    Photographs of Dick Cheney dotted every blank space on the wall--my Great 
Aunt Noni sat us down at her dining room table which was decorated with 
Little Debble Oatmeal Pies, and told us stories of living next door to 
Vice-President Dick--"Such a nice man, really," she'd said.  She offered us 
the said oatmeal pies.  
    "Why are your pets names Oprah and Stevie?" I asked her.
    "Well--because they're black," she answered, as if it had been completely 
obvious.

    Here is the problem with my telling of anecdotes: I don't know how to end 
them properly. I can either bring them to a sudden jolt and leave it up to 
you, or tack on some little scrap of narration to explain the point.  I am no 
teller like Kirsten Kenyon, who somehow can tell anecdotes and end them 
perfectly--see, here I am, and I don't know where I go next.

    Seeing as this is, indeed, a Belle and Sebastian mailing list, I should 
probably, at least, take at least a time out to make some sort of connection 
with my anecdote to B&S--this could be a few things. For one, the dogs name 
was Stevie.  The other pet I have no consideration for. "Oprah" I cannot 
juxtapose with Belle and Sebastian.  Sadly enough, this seems to be the only 
connection to Belle and Sebastian in the anecdote--or maybe the snow, 
blanketed like it was, if only a wee fox could have jaunted across the yard 
at those few crucial moments, but.. sadly, no such thing happened.  

    So. help me.

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                    mandee   m a y
                 "inconsolably okay" 
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