Sinister: a call, a coo/coup, a cough

[lisa morrison]

cheers and jeers to all you sinister kids (because you know i am in the torn 
state of polar opposites at every second of the daY which makes it rather 
difficult, hence the explaination for my stagnancy as of late...)

cheers especially to rachel fruitloop for acknowleging my presence and 
therefore confirming my existence for the day...you've broken the stone that 
encases me anew each mornng when i wake...and for today, i am free to fling 
my arms about while speaking in the great jewish/newyorker 
tradition...unfortunate for the rest of you, i my never quiet down 
again...so thank you to miss fruitloop for opening the proverbial pandora's 
box...

but with cheers come the inevitable jeers (for reasons i've explained in the 
opening paragraph)...what is with the excessive numbers of lisa's and 
rachel's on this list?...i'm am calling up a coup...these names have robbed 
us of our individuality (which rachel? which lisa?)...we may as well be as 
arithmatic as rachel a,  rachel b, and rachel c...lisa a, lisa b, and lisa 
c...lik coordinates on a graph.  oh how we have been reduced...if only i 
could step out of this vast and general crowd of lisa's and shed my name 
like i shed my coat when stepping into a warm house, or my clothing every 
evening as i retire to my bedroom...how banal to be a lisa...

cheers to december for promising 8 consecutive yo la tengo shows at maxwells 
in hoboken (any other listers going to bopp there pretty sinisters sneakers 
about to yo la...perhaps we could team up and all hoover in the same 
corner...peter and i will be present two or more of those glorious 
nights)...

but jeers because we get the curse of having to endure stuffed turkey and 
cheek-piching relatives before month and its good music arrives...if i was 
preparing thanksgiving dinner i would stuff my relatives instead of turkey 
and let the birds enjoy some pie and wine for once...
-listdomlisa
    ...whose lost some edge with age...



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