Sinister: I've been wondering lately just who's going to save me...

[Desmond Torpey]

hello there sinister...
...i must warn you before i start this post that i
have consumed a fair amount of gin tonight so please
excuse any spelling mistakes or useless
ramblings...well..this wont be much different from any
other post then...ho hum...
Hannah Brown said this :

" It was good fun catching up on all the gossip, there
seems to be a bit more sinister romance going on with
some of you lot ;) "

...this is not enough! We want names and places and we
want them now!...well i do anyway because i am at
heart a lonely old woman in need of idle tittle-tattle
to see me through the day...my dream job is to work in
a laundrette and chew the fat with various old bearded
spinsters for eight hours every day...secretly i want
to be dot cotton..scary stuff...

Ian sung this :

"desmond has a barrow in the market place
molly is the singer in a band
desmond says to molly 'girl i like your face'
and molly says this as she takes him by the hand"

..i used to hate this song..apart from being an
awfully cheesy rinky-dink style beatles song, i used
to hate my name and every teacher i ever encounterd at
primary school for the first time would sing this in
an oh-so hilarious way...i have learned to live with
my name i think and its even grown on me in the last
few years..i dont have to endure so many weak gags
about barbers shops,archbishops or elderly greying
sports presenters anymore now that i've left
school...i'm going to call my children something
simple like john or dave and save them playground
humiliation in years to come...
..my best friend and his girlfriend announced their
engagement last night..it kind of freaked me out at
first...18 is far too young to get married and settle
down and stuff...i just sort of smiled and made
fish-like expressions for a while...how could you
commit yourself to fifty years with the same
person?...it made me happy and sad and confused and
worried and excited all at the same time...i think
they really are in love..but still...hmmmm...i dont
really think marriage is such a great thing...it can
bring so much unhappiness and regret...but then if
people are in love..ach..i dont know..
..ooh ooh! i got a mention in a rachel fruitloop
post...theres something very nice and fuzzy about
that...all i need now is a crush vote from somebody
and i shall be the happiest young bunny in the
district ;)...ah well..speaking of which i have been
listening to 'lets pretend we're bunny rabbits' by the
magnetic fields quite a lot recently...
Richard.Gillanders.said :

" the magnetic fields couldnt be talent free in my
opinion "

..I was slightly dissapointed with '69 love songs'
myself (i havent heard much of their other stuff)..a
lot of it was quite mediocre and could have been put
onto one cd to make a truly *wow* album..but then i
suppose thats half the point..the best albums are
inconsistent and mixed up and not all entirely
fantastic...everything and everyone must have flaws to
be truly fab...but then thats yesterdays news..i seem
to recall some poll last year that concluded '69 love
songs' was the favourite sinister album of 2000 apart
from FISHYCLAP...is the same thing being done this
year?...jesus i've rambled again..i will leave you
alone now...
ta ta..

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