Sinister: On the factory floor

[JENOWL22 at xxx.com]

Hewwo,

How's tricks everyone?

I am in receipt of the heavenly album Le Jardin De Heavenly. It's perfect. 
Watch me become obsessed with Amelia Fletcher.

Speaking of obsessions and names that sound a bit like each other: Amelie. I 
beed sad and joined the mailing list even though it's in French and I don't 
really speak French. I did it in standard grade though. But you can get a one 
in standard grade french without being able to speak it at all. 

Me and the Lieutenant have a long running debate about whether france is part 
of britain. My side of the argument is that it is, and that the english 
channel is just a little stream, and you can walk over it and little kids 
skim stones over it. And to support these claims i have been drawn into a web 
of deceit and corruption. Because now I invented the european union and i own 
europe and there are only 200 people in japan because it's actually a village 
and if more than 200 people go into it at any one time then it will blow up 
so they all went to edinburgh instead. Except for a couple, they went to 
ireland. 

I'm glad i don't share a flat with anyone. 

Once, when I was younger, I had this grate idea for breeding dwarves. I know 
two dwarves and they're male and female, and I thought wouldn't it be swell 
if they mated, because their babies would be like thumbalina except really 
strong and with bigger heads. Because the dwarves I know can lift really 
heavy stuff that normal people can't. But I gave up on that plan a long time 
ago. I'm not sure if it's politically correct.

I did a talk on political correctness for school. It was more why you should 
see the funny side in tragedies and things because it's healthy or something. 
Basically I quoted a lot of stuff from the Viz and everyone laughed except 
the posse.

Does anyone remember Tv Offal? With the gay daleks? 

Roberto said:
When the show started, a guy on the left start yellin' the lyrics in
> Sepultura style, guturally. He didn't care about the melody at all, and
> cared a few about metrics: he just wanted to prove to everyone around
that,
> although he had a terrible lack of musical talent, had spent about 20
hours
> a day in front of the stereo, so he could memorize every single line of
> every single song.

I hate it when people have fun too. We should all sit about drinking 
cappuccinos writing bad poetry and savouring the philosophical message of the 
lyrics and pretending to be shy. And for good measure we could grow a beard 
and wear a beret and look down on good old fashioned P!O!P! like s club 
seven. And get drunk, except when we get drunk we're only allowed to moan 
about some indie girl who doesn't requite our love, or how no one understands 
us because we act like prats and be pretentious and how we live in a bedsit 
with an artist who expresses his feelings through stick people. Oh and 
completely neglect the fact that the best smiths songs were the poppy ones. 
And use the world "gutturally" (ps it's got two t's).  And generally be art 
fags.

Sorry, that turned into a rant. I wasn't trying to be mean, I just hate it 
when people dissaprove.

Hugs,
Jen





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