Sinister: The boy worn thong again

[Kenneth P Y Chu]

I am writing today mainly to apologise for the last 483 e-mails I have 
posted onto Sinister because they were all shite.  Sorry.

I like how the list has suddenly turned into depression central.  I'm going 
to bitch up the party now by telling you how great my life is:

Earlier I bought a sausage sandwich with extra butter, that I personally put 
on, and then I ate it.  It was rather tasty.

That was it.


Oooh yeah and I got the new B&S single too, in an attempt to not look like a 
pasty faced vegan geek who buys B&S singles I also bought the new Best-of 
Terrorvision album, one hand holding a dripping sausage and egg sandwich and 
said ROCK ON whilst paying for both items (the two CDs not the sausage 
sandwich) with my Platinum Credit Card.  The girls at the counter were 
suitably impressed and gave me a snog, and then invited me for a coffee at 
the storage room, I wondered for a few minutes how she has coffee in the 
storage room before we got to the storage room and all secrets were 
revealed.

Anyway, my point was that I bought the B&S new single and it is great.  I 
even had it on last night to put me to bed rather than my time-honoured 
technique of listening to sweet Anna Jones' voice on BBC News 24.


My friend from university had recently joined the ranks of Maths 
teachership.  He teaches in a local school in Nottingham now, I got rather 
excited by the news actually, shaping peoples lives and stuff innit.

I asked him to give loads of detention to the quiet shy boy in the class 
until he speaks, to prevent him from turning into a quiet shy man when he's 
older so he might get to pull, my friend's reply was that "Ken he'll pull 
anyway - he's not you", heh fair enough I guess.

I wish my teachers gave me detention for talking shite.. wait, they did, it 
just didn't work.

Love and Red Bulls
Ken

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