Sinister: I love my KKKKAAAAARRRRRKKKK!!!!

[Rob Lorenson]

Today I was listening to the new B & S EP, and singing along to 
the music, when I choked on my coffee.  And then the telephone 
rang.  It was my friend reminding me about the 2 PM Lion King 
showing that we were going to.  So, I'm trying to talk to her with 
coffee pouring out of my nose and streaming in brown arcs across 
my keyboard and onto the monitor.  Eewww... I just had a vision of 
Velvet Underground's song about Waldo who mails himself to his 
girlfriend, who cuts into the box with some scissors, and, 
ultimately, into Waldo's head.

I think this new EP far surpasses my previous All-Time-B&S-
Favorite "Modern Rock Song" EP, to become my new B&S 
favorite.  Particularly, "I love my car."  Maybe, when the someday 
comes that I get married, if that someday comes, instead of having 
a string quartet or DJ or whatever, I'll have a dixieland jazz band 
play.  I wonder if I could hire B & S to play that song.  Probably 
not, I don't think Big Stars accept payment in Chicken Satay, 
those little puffy things with the brown-orange filling that weddings 
always have that no one eats, $11, and a worn copy of Jimmy 
Shand's "My Scotland" LP.

:-)

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"She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot...
that's love for you."
 - futurama.

http://home.earthlink.net/~rtoad
not stuck in an infinite loop. not stuck in an infinite
loop. not stuck in an infinite loop. not stuck in an infi
nite loop. not stuck in an infinite loop. not stuck in an
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