Sinister: Court Rectangular

[Stephen Hewitt]

Notices from the Perfumed Palace of Princess Honey:

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Oxford, 28 Sept.

Ms Liz Dapyln, (formerly?) of this parish, received her BA Fine Arts
(Second Upper) from the University.  Ms Daplyn, most famous for her
lovely cakes and appearence on University Challenge, said "where's the
pub??"

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Glasgow, 29 Sept.

Ms Ailsa Ross, of this parish, married Mr Neil Watson (honorary member
of this parish), at the Glasgow University Chapel.  The bride looked
beautiful in a delightful dress i think i'd be better off leaving to Ms
Alder or Ms Lander to describe ;).  Those present included Mr & Mrs
CarsmileSteve, the King of Partick, Calumn Shearer Esq (of Shearer's
Sinister Hotels), Ms Carey Lander, J Breams of the Antipodes, RJ
Gillander, YokoJo, Ms JL Alder and 96 Esq.  A lovely day/evening/next
morning was had by all.  a spoke for the group said "where's the pub?"

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xoxo
CarsmileSteve

PS oh in glasgow we saw a wee rocking horse in a shop

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