Sinister: insane in the membrane

[toadie291 at xxx.com]

hi everyone. greetings and salutations from the dark side of the moon...er,
chicago at the very least. so i would like to share this story with all of
you. on this saturday past i was shopping round the suburbs running errands
and trying to hunt down a copy of the advocate magazine becuase i wanted to
read the lil article about jonsi from sigur ros....i love them....anyway.
after trying several bookstore i thought i'd give borders a try. i sauntered
in and went to the "Lesbian/Gay Lifestyle" section. so there i stood reading
the advocate. i was so happy to have found it! so all the sudden i notice
this woman standing next to me sort of muttering to herself. then she said
"yes im talking to you!" and i looked at her, then glanced around wondering
who on earth she was talking to. turns out she was talking to yours truly.
she then proceeded to ask me what on earth someone who looked like me was
doing there. i said "i love bookstores, i go to them all of the time." to
which she replied "you know precisely what i mean!" in all honestly, if not
naivity, i had no bloody idea what she was talking about...not even thinking
about being in the gay lesbian section. so then she started to say that she
can't believe someone like "me" was one of "those" as i look like such a
nice girl and a good person. she also mentioned that i was a child of the
devil himself and that i ought to be ashamed of myself for how i "chose" to
live and also feel dreadfully guilty for what i "put my poor parents
through." oh my god! i have NEVER been more offended in my life. when i was
able to speak after my shock had somewhat worn off i said "how dare you walk
up to a total stranger in a public place and pass judgement. perhaps you are
the one who should be ashamed as you are a rude, pretentious and totally
uneducated old cow. who i choose to have intimate relations with is in no
way your business or the business of anyone other than myself and the person
whom im with." at this point the manager came over and asked if we were okay
and i simply told her that the woman had said something rude and totally
inappropriate to me....to which said woman went huffing out of the store
saying..."people like me will never be friends with people like you." to
which i replied "i have no interest or desire to even know people like you
much less be friends with them. my friends are intelligent, respectful, open
minded, talented,courteous and amazingly brilliant people and i'm sorry but
you just don't fit the bill." and with that she walked out of the store. i
apologised to the manager for any type of scene that may have been caused
and she gave me a discount on my magazine. oi.
what a totally insane day.
i mean, as for the gay bashing. that blew me away. i have never been a part
of a "minority" group. im a white female from the
suburbs,heterosexual,upperish middle class family, catholic..the whole nine
yards. i have never experienced anything like that and feel very sorry for
people who are in situations like that all of the time just because of who
they fall in love with or what religious affiliation they have or where they
live or what the colour of their skin is. its so crazy that things like that
happen in modern society..where people are educated and have all of the
knowledge known to mankind at their disposal....all to be pissed way and
totally distorted to fit into what a few fanatical believers believe. oh my.
so then i went to get some petrol for colin (he's my car). i was in line to
pay and the man standing behind me was telling me that i had a nice smile
and then totally flirting with me.  i was getting a little annoyed when i
noticed that he had a ring on his left finger.  i thought to myself that
there was no way someone would be that rude...he couldn't possibly be
married.  so then i left and went to my car...his car was parked next to
mine...a volvo...no single man drives a volvo!  then he got in and kissed
the woman in the car!  i was thinking..."sir, the next time you try to pick
up a girl at the petrol station, leave your wedding ring behind!
CREEP!!!!!"
so saturday night i was to go to the cinema with my friend sharon.  i love
her!  awww.  anyway.  we went to see scary movie 2.  it starts off with this
sort of exorcist spoof with this girl spewing green gel like substances and
such.  very pleasant.  anyway.  there was this woman sitting in front of me
while this was on.  i would guess her to be 40ish..so anyway.  she turned
around and said to me "THIS ISN'T OSMOMSIS JONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!"  and i said
"no its scary movie 2"  to which she replied "well no wonder!!!!"  and went
huffing off.  sharon and i were cracking up!  that, incidentally, was the
only thing funny about scary movie 2.
then we saw these people who were driving so insanely.  we thought that the
one guy cut off the other one so he started following him.  we then sort of
concluded that they must have known each other.....we followed them for
about 30 minutes or so cuz we were certain they were doing a crack deal or
something interesting that we suburbanites had not seen the likes of.  when
they started heading toward the ghetto we decided we best just head back to
more familiar territory.  no crack deal.  damn.
ah well.  as for the picnic in chicago.  i thought that the dates i read
were the 13/14 of october...which would be a thursday or friday...so perhaps
i misread the dates or the month.  anyway.  i think we should do it on
whatever that saturday is.  i am available either day, but i think it would
be cool to see elise and a sinister who we might not meet otherwise.  just
my opinion.  we should start a lil sub-section of the list so that we can
try to organise this so that it actually happens.  :o)  my aol im id is
toadie291 btw.  
one more thing.  does anyone know what happened to isabellark?  i used to
talk to her all of the time and she used to post quite a bit but i havent
heard from her in ages.  aww.
well i hope all of you are having toadie days.  it is sunny and almost 80
degrees in chicagoish today.  take care.  thanks for listening.
~stine

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