Sinister: homoerotic britney

[Kyla Schuller]

hello sinister--

this is a much belated official report of the SF
sinister picnic. due to a set of spectacular
directions leading all to a very small spot within a
very large park, the sini-picnic was also, for many, a
sini-marathon.  one participant clocked in at over 3
hours. my apologies, again, to all who had not
intended to walk 5 miles that afternoon. the pickle
prince even scaled a mountain in his search for
picnicness. 

at least the weather was on our side, and frisbee was
played, until a small child was inadvertently harmed,
and a photo contest with our london counterparts was
undertaken. it seems as though edinburgh has beaten us
all however. we may have scandal, but you lot have
good design.

all those interested in eating well should make sure 
Mike is invited to your picnic. the only thing we
lacked was irn-bru. we ate classy food and listened to
music and made friends, many of whom had traveled
across many states. so yes, it was a success.

on other POP! fronts, i am currently recovering from
the news that ms. britney spears has decided to snub
all of northern california during her upcoming tour. i
was so looking forward to her show. pop princesses
seem to be corporate-legitimated homoeroticism for
teen girls, and this i certainly support. to be in a
stadium full of young girls tramping it up -- for each
other! plus, in a brilliant New Economy move, a video
collage of print ads that britney has starred in is
projected before the show -- so you too can have all
britney's accoutrements! cover your body with the same
shampoo! fill your body with the same milk! thousands
of girls thinking, "i want britney's body," in all
it's delicious ambiguity!

i suppose i'll have to content myself with memories of
sporty spice's show last spring, with the punk rawk
dykes who threw her bouquets of roses.

yours,

kyla


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