Sinister: Wedding bells are ringing!!!

[colin thornton]

Let it be shouted from the rooftops that Rachel Grapenut and Little Boy 
Colin have been successfully matched by sinister's own Ms. Crush.  The 
wedding invitations will be sent promptly.  It'll be a small wedding in the 
countryside or perhaps on the beach.  We will not be registered at any major 
department stores.  Instead, we ask that you paint us a picture or make us a 
mix tape.

This is a very special time for us.  Everyone should ignore Rachel's last 
post when she declared that she wasn't in love.  She was too shy to admit 
that her heart blazes eternally for me.

Thank you everyone for your encouragement during the arduous wooing stage.  
I feel silly...so very silly, but I'm also glowing with a happy kind of love 
that falls like so many autumn leaves.  I can't imagine what Rachel's 
parents will say when they realize that her new hunk is a country boy from 
Kentucky.  I hope they like me.

To everyone who will be at the Picnic, I will miss you.  Don't bring Ribena 
because the bees will annoy you to no end.  Don't bring alcahol because 
Kirsten will...trip over barbed wire.

Love to everyone- especially my crush,
Colin

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