Sinister: I wish it was the sixties I wish we could be happy....

[James Thorniley]

Hello once again.

How's things? I've just been catching up with sinister because I got a bit 
behind. I saw Dahling in London the other day, me and Dafyd took her to 
Greenwich to have a mini-picnic, and Daf pretended he knew what all the 
buildings in London were and we gave her the shittest sightseeing tour ever. 
Then she tried to take a photo of us but her camera was broke. And then there 
were no trains back to waterloo and we took a round trip on the Docklands 
Light Railway and Jubilee line, which involved a change at canary wharf, 
which was scary when we suddenly found ourselves at the bottom of the tower 
and it is *very* nice. We felt out of place with the businessmen walking 
around.

It was nice though. Dafyd brought me some presents from another listee which 
was also fab. Super.

The news is a bit depressing recently. Most of it anyway, except the story 
about Jedi becoming a religion in this country because enough people put it 
on their census form. Hehehe! I think it's funny anyway.

"Boxers or briefs?"...."Nope."

So? Boxers or briefs? It's a curious question. Which is the norm? Honestly 
now? Does everyone assume it's boxers cos that's what the hard kids wear? Do 
skinny indie boys wear briefs? I mean I do, so that makes one skinny indie 
boy, but what about the rest of you? Hmm? How about we take sweepstakes on 
what Ken Chu is wearing then pull his trousers down to find the answer!

So Ribena people fund animal testing? This is shocking. I hate ribena anyway, 
it tastes like sugary water (maybe thats the point). Not the first twee icon 
to turn sour though, did you know S Club 7 got caught smoking marijhuana in 
Leicester Square? (old news but just in case you missed it). It thoroughly 
fits their image I think. And on the news the other day I saw that the Easter 
bunny isn't real. Can you believe that? It turns out the Powerpuff Girls are 
actually Russian spies too.

Well the band I'm in disbanded and reformed again. It's good this time we 
have a genius drummer. Super. We wrote a nice song the other day (I liked it 
anyway). It wasn't about lesbians this time (I actually had nothing to do 
with the writing of the lesbian song btw), I'm not actually sure was it's 
about, but it's quite sad. And we did a cover of "You're the one that I want" 
from Grease.

I need to wee. See you later.
James xxxx
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