Sinister: and me just feelin fine

[Kirsten Kenyon]

  today was full of yelling and harsh words and a constant pounding 
coming from the second-story bathroom, where two small women were 
attempting to retile a shower.  i took off early for work and went to 
the village popcorn wagon and probably looked rather silly sitting in 
the windy garden in my parka, huddled next to the bonfire and quietly 
enjoying a cherry icee. but it was lovely...no hammering sounds, just 
the crackling fire and the occasional train whistle.  
   there were some high school boys talking silliness.  they sounded 
like my old friends....well. señor frahm, my high school spanish 
teacher, used to make his students choose new names for themselves to 
use during class.  i shouldn't say "used to..." i'm sure he still 
does it.  i was 'olga' every semester, because it reminded me of big 
underwear.  my brother went by a random set of numbers and letters, 
or sometimes 'joey gladstone.'  elizabeth made a certain teacher 
refer to her by means of a specific series of clicking sounds made in 
the back of the throat.  anyway...some of us used to secretly call 
señor frahm "El Huevo," and mr. gilbert was "The Pear."  this was not 
very nice, but i must say it was always a treat when El Huevo and The 
Pear happened to be standing next to each other.  it was almost a 
picnic, if only there's been a teacher shaped like a bottle of wine.  
or a can of red bull.  something...it was silly.
  i got up and went back to the diner for more coffee and 
heard "america" on the radio.  is that the name of the song?  i don't 
know.  for some reason, it reminded me of the itchy polyester 
uniforms we had to wear for the new berlin youth softball league.  i 
played right field, because all of the kids who are god-awful at 
softball always...well, very few eight-year-old girls hit to right 
field.  i would usually entertain myself by picking dandelions, 
occasionally glancing up with a dopey look on my face to make sure 
that the other team was still at bat.  i think that song is supposed 
to make you think about things like itchy softball uniforms.
   wait, am i engaged to ken chu?  
  kirsten, wondering what sort of food she resembles


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