Sinister: indie dreamteam

[Jordi Trenzano]

Oh, this tempted me to write again for the first time in ages. That´s what I
call an interesting topic and not all the moaning that I read here ;)

(It was a joke, kids, I love you all)

I wouldn´t make play many semi-goth players as Caleb did. Their dresses
would easily be confused with the referees. And I wouldn´t laugh at making
Gainsbourg play, even tough french players choose bad foreign teams to play
(mr.Zinedine Zidane is an example)

Team:

Goalkeeper (a very curious position)

1-That guy that used to sing in Ultrasound (obvious reason)

Defence:

2- Stuart Mogwai (too much noise makes the opponent go mad)
3- Kevin Shields (see above)
4- Jack from the White Stripes (the same, and don´t make me think what to do
with Meg......)

Midfield:

5- Caetano Veloso (brazilians are always necessary)
6- Dominique A (very well organized french midfield)
7- Darren Hayman (a very natural Guardiola for an indie team)
8- Miguel Marin (Piano Magic drummer, we always need a spanish player to
break the opponent´s legs)

Attack:

9- Stuart Murdoch (mind you, I´ve checked him myself)
10 - (FILL NAME) from Broadcast (just a song from them and the defenders and
goalkeeper would wonder what is making them stay still and listen to the
most beautiful sounds of space)
11- Morrissey (he was good at footie when he was young, I think)

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subs:

-Frank Black (goalkeeper)
-Björk (fast and hard to see forward player)
-Gida or Kristin from Müm (they´d play half time each and no one would
notice)
-Noel Gallagher (violent defender)
-Jon Spencer (scary midfield player)


----- Original Message -----
From: caleb ben moore <opaline_moon at xxx.com>
To: <sinister at missprint.org>
Sent: Tuesday, October 16, 2001 11:12 PM
Subject: Sinister: indie dreamteam


> 1. robert smith---the cure
> 2. robin guthrie---cocteau twins
> 3. serge gainsbourg---yeah laugh all you want :)
> 4. david bowie
> 5. morrissey
> 6. ian curtis*----joy division
> 7. elizabeth fraser#---cocteau twins
> 8. stuart murdoch--b&s
> 9. peter murphy---bauhaus/solo
> 10. stephen merritt---magnetic fields/the
> 6ths/future bible heroes/gothic archies
> 11. lisa gerrard#---dead can dance/solo
>
> * dead
> # female
>
> subs:
>
> michael gira--swans
> ronny moorings---clan of xymox
> andrew eldritch---sisters of mercy
> kevin shields---my bloody valentine
> stuart braithwaite----mogwai
> blixa bargeld----the bad seeds/einsturzende
> neubauten
> peter hook----new order
>
>
>
> =====
> And when I'm lying in my bed I think about life
> and I think about death
> and neither one particularly appeals to me
> and if the day came when I felt a natural emotion
> I'd get such a shock I'd probably lie
> in the middle of the street and die
> I'd lie down and die  ------morrissey
>
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