Sinister: Apples 'n' pears, Apples 'n' pears, Squeak! etc.....

[DansonHatcher at xxx.com]

             Just so you know
                I've been in London for a few weeks where I saw such amazing 
sights!
     For instance one night there was a ninga majorette practicing at a bus 
stop (freestyleeee),
    and I had a job as a door to door salesman for a day, but best of all I 
managed to
    sweet-talk me mam into bringing my bike down to me, so I had the best 
games of 
     "dodge the black cab" ever!
  All this and more whilst being looked after at Cay's (well disguised) 200 
acre estate.
     
       Like I say 
it was loads of fun till the money ran out.
                   
              All was well tho' , as I had a *plan*
         i only needed to sell a car and then I'd have the extra cash I need 
to fund a few more weeks of living before getting a job.
               This was a fantastic plan except the car (Dolly, my love) was 
in Leicester 
       and I was in London with 27p to my name, so.
    
    Cycling is effectively free transport.  
              via Kens house (ThanQ) 
  I have to admit towards the end I was rather doughting my
      "cycle 100 miles with no food and limited water" mission.
          
           After sitting down at the Daventry junction for about 45 minutes 
cos 
    I was f**ked and had no intention of going anywhere for some time, my 
saviour appeared in the form of two suger sachets and a sachet of noodle 
seasoning , the sugar was lovely but the noodle seasoning was a *bit* hot.
   Eating this just resulted in 
            me feeeling sick and gasping for air/water/ice cubes, much to the 
amusement of passing drivers.
      Try anything once etc........
 
        As for the new B&S
    It was on London's XFM on Tuesday and I think after a few more listen's 
I'll really like it.
               Cay pointed out that they seem to be going in a very 60's 
direction lately 
             and that sounds good to me. 
         
                  I'll think of some more to tell you lot later, I'm sure.

       If you've read this FAR you're an absolute STAR.                       
             James.
                                                                              
                          (he knows his TubeMice)
                (everyone cheer) I'm in Broughton-Astley again! 
                       
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