Sinister: Bare's too much muff

[Kenneth P Y Chu]

Hello,

I met my dream girl last night.

She was a very pretty girl, with the sweetest sweetest smile.  Girls with a 
sweet smile always melt my heart.  I met her in a café, in the afternoon, 
she caught my eyes on the opposite table.  I think I caught hers too, I am a 
very good catch, but most girls don't know about that.  She did one of those 
smiles.

I think I put too much sugar into my coffee, it tasted strangely sweet.  She 
asked if this chair on my table was taken, I said no, and she sat down.  
This has never happened to me before, and she introduced herself, as did I.

She spoke, I never knew a girl so well spoken existed in my town; we talked, 
her intellect outshone even her sweet smile - I never knew a girl with such 
a great mind existed in my town.  So, we spoke for hours on end and, in a 
hazy moment, I reached out and held her hand.

I never knew before what it meant to hold a girls hand, but for a few 
seconds everything seemed clear, a few seconds later, an awkward feeling 
came, I withdrew my hand.  I looked up at the girl, she smiled, and didn't 
seem to mind.  She place her hands on my palm, and I knew exactly what to do 
this time.  We just sat silent and gazed, a pair of green eyes have never 
been so fascinating, moments later, instincts told me that I should get up.

The problem with dream girls is that they only seem to exist in dreams.

Still 215 days til summer, sigh.

Sweet Dreams and Red Bulls
Ken

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