Sinister: my flat has a spiral staircase

[fiona]

no really it does.
but the steps are slightly too far apart and made my legs ache all 
the time when we first moved in, but on the bright side i think i'm 
now developing really strong calf muscles.

  i'm having my first day back at uni after being ill and in hospital 
and everything for two weeks (i wasn't in hospital all that time, but 
the nurse kept coming to visit me and told me i wasn't allowed out of 
the house *pouts) and i've got a barrage of emails asking me if i'm 
still on the course. tsk, so i'm making them all feel guilty by 
sending back reeeally polite emails apologising and telling them just 
how sick i've been.
hehehe.

  has anyone else noticed just how badly jarvis is receding these 
days. i had to switch off jules holland because i couldn't stand the 
sight of him pushing his fringe in the wrong direction and exposing 
how far back on his head it begins. i was really updet, i knew he was 
old, but its not until you see that extended forehead that you really 
think about it.
*shudder

ooh, i'm going to have to cut this short if i'm going to manage to 
get some lunch before the people who've actually been in lectures 
steal all the good sanwiches. (chicken &sweetcorn, yum)

so i shall regail you with a proper post soon, 

love and lolly sticks,
                                      fiona.
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