Sinister: a plummer pasting

[Kenneth P Y Chu]

Hallo weeners!

How are your halloweens?  Hope it's going well, mine has been spooky.

This morning everyone in my department has been a calm day, nothing was 
happening at all, in fact, you can even say that it was a bit dull.  Then 
there was a meeting for all of the permanent staff in my department, leaving 
just me to answer all of the phone calls.  Suddently, everyone from the 
whole of the UK, and some from Jupiter decided to call into the office with 
a godzillion (which is bigger than a gazillion) questions that I can't 
answer, and then as soon as the meeting was over, no one called again.

Then, on my lunch hour, I was expected to find my car in the car park, and 
when I got to the car park, guess what?  My car was there!!  Spooky or what? 
  Well, what I also found, was another car, parked perfectly in front of my 
car, boxing it in, in a total eclipse fashion!  My car was just stuck there 
like a floater in a water closset, wouldn't move anywhere.  Instincts told 
me to look around in search for Jeremy Beadle, to see if he's about, cos I 
was sure this was a practical joke, but nope, no TV crew, no nothing.

I think a halloween ghost gave me loads of random phone calls today and 
moved a car in front of mine, just because I didn't give him a sweet last 
year.  That's a bit narrow-chested if you ask me, I bet it's the ghost of 
Sporty Spice.

Yes, so that car's handbrake wasn't on, but shh! You're ruining my halloween 
mystery!

Youn and pez talked about Judy and the Dream of horses and the boy done 
wrong again.. personally I like both, I like Judy cos it's cute and it has a 
fantastic finale, and album enders should have fantastic finales like that.  
I liked The Boy Done Wrong Again for its sentiment.  I remember I few years 
ago I told someone that my ambition is to one day write a really sad song 
that will make everyone cry, and then a couple of years later I heard the 
song and there was the lyrics "All I wanted was to sing the saddest song, 
and if you would sing along I will be happier", and I was like, "wow".  
Spooky, you'd even say.

I always thought "Judy I don't know you if you're gonna show me everything" 
meant "I am going to pretend that I don't know you if you're going to flash 
your boobs to me in public", Stuart was trying to sound as if he's not a 
pervy guy, but a few years later he admits his guilt.  "I'm not to proud to 
say that I'm okay with the girl next door who's famous for showing her 
chest".

Another mystery solved... I'm good with mysteries today.

Mysteriously Large Boobs and Red Bulls
Ken

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