Sinister: dirt in your fries

[Kirsten Kenyon]

  i came home from the picnic with a giant smile on my now-sunburned 
face, and it's amazing what three hours at home can do to kill a 
mood.  dad's throwing the employment section in my face again and 
mom's giving me crap about missing church.  and i've been sitting 
here reading everyone's posts...people writing about travelling, 
rinaldo's lovely ode to LA...and it is making me feel as though i'm 
never going to get out of milwaukee.  i am sort of worried that forty 
years from now i will still be living here, working at viktor 
viktoria and cursing a lot.  
  the picnic, however, was a wonderful time, even if i did drink 
myself sick.  thank you thank you, jim, for kindly helping me to 
climb through the barbed wire and also for remembering to put my 
shins album back in my car, even after i'd nearly given you a 
concussion by means of reckless squaredancing. i dearly hope you are 
not suffering any bodily injury on my part. 
  colin, thank you for the delicious grilled cheese breakfast slam.  
never in my wildest dreams had i imagined that such culinary delights 
could be so impeccably prepared without the use of any conventional 
kitchen utensils.    
  amy bancroft, you are one great geehaw, and if i ever geehaw up the 
courage to get my tattoo i would love for you to geehaw on over to 
milwaukee and hold my geehaw if i get scared.  
  shawn and emily, i didn't get to talk to either of you very much 
but you both seem lovely.  shawn, i would love to see some of your 
work sometime and good luck with your show in minneapolis, and emily, 
your hummus smelled absolutely delicious, and in hindsight i can see 
that i probably should have said "to hell with my lack of hungriness" 
and eaten some anyway, if only to have some sort of cushion for all 
of the alcohol in my poor tummy.  
  colin, your friends are great.
  oooh, i just wanted to bring everyone home with me.  
  okay well that's about it.  i am pretty tired from the drive and 
all.
  xoxo
kirsten
-ps--on the way home i was wondering...is IHOP really international?


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