Sinister: All Flatt And No Scruggs

[Peter Miller]

I took a couple of B&S t-shirts to the charity collection bin for refugees
or something. So keep your eyes open, I expect to see them gracing a machine
gun brandishing maniac bumping down a dirt track on the back of a lorry
soon.

Speaking of charity, I've had a great idea for B&S's trip to Brazil. Why
don't they adopt a street urchin? It would be great publicity, they could
all be filmed disappearing down the street urchin's manhole. It would be
like the Clangers on bad acid. Once inside the street urchin's
sewerage-infested hidey-hole, they could serenade him with an acoustic
singalong version of Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue as he looks on, glassy-eyed
with gratitude.

Well, it's better than nothing, I haven't seen many other suggestions...

I think that 3,6,9 story is the best one Stuart has graced us with so far. I
love the way he uses the word "friend" instead of "bird".

David, I think Enrique might have been referring to the Spanish edition of
Rolling Stone. I'd go and check it out, but it comes with some kind of
Planet of the Apes thing sellotaped to the front. Speaking of which, did you
know that Planet of the Apes and Bridge on the River Kwai were both written
by the same person? And somehow that really impressed me.

I wear my clothes because they were in the sales. And I certainly don't wear
them in order to attract other people who buy their clothes in the sales.
That would be disgusting.

Top Gear mentioned Ribena in connection with possible upholstery stains.

Sister Disco


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