Sinister: it could have been a brilliant career

[lindsey baker]

a fellow sinisteree told me once to write to sinister when i didn't feel
like it. so here i am. 

no promises for my usual greatness. 

sometimes, like today, i wish i didn't have a face everyone would recognize.


but i don't know if that means i wish i was bland or plain or just another
(albeit gorgeous) girl walking around wearing a shirt featuring dancing
teeth.

no. i think i'd like to be tall and/or mysterious. a model who's clearly not
a model and clearly not interested in anyone at all.

but alas.

i'll get to class and take out my pink pen that says 'lindsey' and everyone
will know who i am and that's the end of that.

it's quiet in the newsroom today. and if i could hang on to that quiet, i
might make it nicely through the day.

picnics. i must mention something about picnics. is it too soon to have
another american heartland shindig? something in the
nebraska/kansas/missouri region? or perhaps there was one and i missed the
boat. i just simply feel all kinds of left out.

ok. no more whining.

and with nothing else to say, really, i think i'll turn my face away.

lindsey lou





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