Sinister: First Post (including an EXCLUSIVE story about my friend)

[Danny Farrell's Sidekick]

Introduction

I am Alan Whyte, this is my first post, though I've been on Sinister for 
about a year. I enjoy reading the posts, but can't be bothered/don't have 
time to post (I am very lazy). I am 19 and from a small mining town south 
west of Glasgow called Chadville.

I love B&S (obviously) Hefnet.com, Magentics, Tindersticks, S-Club 7 and the 
Red Bull Dosers. My favourite posters are JenOwl, KenChu and my best 
friend/hero Danny. I also like David Howie who lives in the same town as me, 
but he hasn't posted "since afore Christmas" (Copyright Craig Leitch 2000).

Ken Chu is my personal hero (apart from Danny, Trip Fontaine, Beans, Hayman 
and Ricky Fitz) after seeing him at the Glasgow picnic sliding down a 
helter-skelter with a bottle of vodka and a can of red bull in hand. His 
band (the Red Bull Dosers) are grate, everyone should listen to them (he is 
not paying me to say these things).

Below is a short story about Danny, more will follow about me and my other 
friends.

Danny -

Danny is immune to dobberitis. He got a jag for it at school. It was sore 
and hurted him for ages. Mummy kissed it better and the nurse gave him a 
lollypop. Danny likes lollies, they taste grate. Today he went to feed the 
ducks, cause they will be hungry cause they don’t have money to go to the 
chip shop when they can’t get fish in the winter. The ponds all freeze up 
and people go on it and fall down, and he laughs, but only for a wee while 
cause Danny knows he wouldn’t laugh if it happened to him. His bum would 
hurt and he wouldn’t be able to sit down.

As Danny grew older, he realised that this lesson would help him throughout 
his life. He thought he could be a better person and learn to love. Danny 
sat alone at night and watched the stars because they sparkled like nice 
sparkly things. They reminded him of the eyes of the girl he adored. This 
kept him awake at night and made him think that life was not the painstaking 
process he had once believed it to be.

On Monday morning Danny glanced at the cuckoo clock and his heart started to 
beat so hard he thought it might burst through his flesh. The reason for 
this was that it was almost 8 O’clock, the hour at which he would knock upon 
the door of the girl known only to him as ‘Jenny-beans’. It had been a long 
time since they had last met and he had gone through many sleepless nights 
longing for her marshmallow and butterscotch cookies. He thought them to be 
the finest he had ever tasted. It was with that thought that he headed to 
the hills.


P.S.  More will follow, thank u if u took the time to read this. Never let 
the truth get in the way of a good story.


P.P.S. Listen to the Moldy Peaches, wear purple, read Douglas Coupland 
novels and never, EVER say bad things about Isobel (it makes me want to 
cry).


"I'm so in love with you dear, it's like I'm on the moon. I can't really 
breathe, but I feel lighter." - Merritt 3:16

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