Sinister: My highland goat was doing fine on three red shirts from the washing line

[JENOWL22 at xxx.com]

Hewwo,

I'm 16 now. 16 whole years old, is that not grate? Now I can get a job for 
the weekends. I had an interview for a jewellers place last week. I think it 
went not too bad, but I don't know. They said they'd know who they were 
taking on by this week, so now every time the phone goes I jump, but I don't 
know.

I went to Glasgow Uni open day too. It looked amazing. I want to be a 
dentist, but I don't want to move away from home. My home's not amazing, but 
I like my bedroom, which is purple, and space agey and has room for me loll 
about. And I don't know if (if I moved away) they'd let me take Bubbles, my 
goldfish, and I love him so much. He's a grate guyfish. And I like Glasgow 
too and East Kilbride, cause of all the places that i go,  like down the glen 
where I have my favourite tree and stuff. I don't want to have to take years 
to find places like that again. Not yet.

Plus another reason for not moving away is that I just helped my friend move 
into a student flat in Edinburgh. Her room is a box, the whole place is 
freezing, the kitchen looks like it was ripped out of our church hall, and oh 
yes, she's sharing with 4 posse girls. The posse girls didn't like me very 
much. Or at all really. I tried to be friendly, but they started slagging me, 
so I just didn't bother, and they kept saying I was really young and immature 
and I had no friends and one of them laughed and tried to see if there were 
scars from where I'd tried to slit my wrists (which I've never tried) because 
she said I seemed like the type. and one of them said I kept using big words. 
So then I beed offensive, which I can be quite good at doing sometimes, and 
one of them wanted to call security to have me thrown out. Because I really 
pose a threat to people who are bigger than me. I'm not exactly karate kid.

So maybe the student life wouldn't be as grate as all that if you were stuck 
with people like them. No, when i leave high school all the neds and posse 
girls are going to leave me alone, i've decided. After all, that's the point 
of uni isn't it? To not get beat up?

I was in Fife at the weekend too. We had this chlaymidia swab for men, which 
is supposed to go up someone's japs eye. It was a thing of evil.

I heard a good joke about micheal jackson but I can't remember it. 

So, a new B&S single. That's going to be swell. I still think they should 
cover s club 7. 

I just found a use for morpheus. Downloading the spice girls. And Telstar.

Life is as normal. Hard kids are being hard, purple is being swell, ribena 
still tastes grate, and I don't feel old. I like life.

Bobby Wratten from the Field Mice stole my boyfriend.

Hugs,
Jen
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