Sinister: Would you call me irresistible?

[MyMomSays at xxx.com]

Sinister,
    My parents just returned from their annual retirement practice vacation 
in Phoenix, Arizona... I now have a statue of Kokopelli, the little devil! So 
I turn to him this day, and ask him what's up:

    Me: Kokopelli, what are you all about?
    Kokopelli: The ladies.
    Me: But I thought you were a mystical figure who ran amok with his pan 
flute?
    Kokopelli: Exactly. You don't really think that's a pan flute, do you?
    Me: Would you be in my band?
    Kokopelli: Okay. 

    So, the B&S breaking up rumors. Are you all just pulling our legwarmer 
with an April Fools Joke? Because man, that is bunk. Aren't you just supposed 
to fool us all with tales of your cat dying, or... I don't know, pretend to 
lose a limb? That's the old skool April Fool's I am thinking of, I guess.  I 
like to celebrate holidays or festivities early, personally.  I consumed 
candy from my Easter Plastic Cup (am too old to get a proper easter basket) 
weeks ago.  My mind has already fast-forwarded to May Day.  Actually, in 
2000, I celebrated May Day in September.  I prepared a may basket for my 
dearest friend, Darcy Ruesch.  Oooh! The May Basket was an old, crusty easter 
basket (from 1986 I gather) filled to the brim with CROUTONS and sliced 
lunchmeat, oooh, and atop it all--a can of pork and beans! I bet she was so 
delighted when she opened her door and found that treat waiting for her.  In 
a few weeks I will be mentally preparing for the 4th of July, which is my 
least favorite holiday.  I want to get it over with quickly.  I have actual 
photographic evidence of last July 4th, and it ain't pretty.  
    A quick happy birthdays to a few people--Richard John Gillanders turned 
21 on Friday. Woo, yay for Richard!  Mark Casarotto (of DER KAISERSCHMARREN 
fame) had a birthday recently, too! Today, on April 1st, David Snyder straps 
on a birthday cap.  Tomorrow, April 2- Juicy Lucy celebrates hers as well!  
Me and Lauren Oranges both share a birthday on April 25th. This year I will 
be turning old! Lauren is turning young, still.  
    Allright then, I have nothing at all to say. I am getting really tired of 
myself.

Over and out,
Mandee m a y
"inconsolably okay"
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