Sinister: Reporting Redux

[Stephen Hewitt]

ello babies

so basically take bits other ppl have said and say other things agreeing
or disagreeing, including "MAN BOOBS" at one point (also plugging)(also
also using the word "also" too much):

jo perry:
So. The point is, after all the Brixton debate its
good to take yourself back to the root of your
affections for the beloved B&S.

Which is what i was thinking, I was thoroughly depressed after
wednesday's show, as i thought it was lacklustre and not particularly
exciting and forgetting words is neither big nor clever and swing my
cock around was atrocious and LLPJ - MQ = pointless, and I thought,
"maybe that's it, maybe the love affair is over", but then yesterday i
was on the bus to london and listening to 369, DOW and FISHYCLAP and i
felt much much better, and i think i'm happy again now thank you :)

Also, if you were at the gig and you look like nick dastoor and some
random drunken fool came up to you and said "hello dear" and then
wandered off again, that will have been ME, but it's your fault for
looking like Nick Dastoor (it should be pointed out however that i had
been told not thirty minutes earlier that ND would NOT be at the gig, so
maybe it was the bouze).

Idles:
It was Stuarts pecs I was more taken by. Phwoarr!!!
*licks lips, bounces knee up and down, makes wolf
whistles, and general other cartoon-like behaviour*

from where i was standing on wednesday (and it might just have been the
lighting) they looked far more like MAN BOOBS!!! although he's still as
thin as a rake...

Maddy:
So, our favourite wandring mistrels are taking themselves to Glastonbury
to 
spread a little love. Hmmm. I wonder who will be dedicated and hardy
enough 
to follow them? Not I, for one. If you're going, do remember to pack
hat, 
scarf, super noodles, contraceptive devices various and sherry. It's a 
jungle out there, kids.

Loads of us are going to Glasto, look we all live here:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/siniglasto/
come and play, innit!  also i reckon it's going to be a muddy one this
year so bring yer wellies. also also, anyone having sex at glasto is a
sick sick pervert.  also also also, on a factual point, it's a field not
a jungle...

Lucy Alder:
ps. What do Ailsa Watson and Rumplestiltskin have in common?

I need to know the answer to this. now.

xoxo
CarsmileSteve
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