Sinister: haikus revealed // week thirteen // two thousand and two

[ee fumblings]

Hey everyone, A
lot of this is old news. The
first few paragraphs.

Ditto here. Stop by
for rice and curry if you're
in the area.

GREEN PARK tube is a
big gate which leads into GREEN
PARK. this is, well, green.

And it took us a
few moments, to realise it
was Stuart Murdoch.

Waking Up to Us
various songs from the new
soundtrack album thing.

H, Stevie T and
a host of other old skool
siniboys and girls.

I prod everyone
"wasn't that Stuart?!" "Who? That
old man?" they reply.

I'm not trying to
think or imagine. Then, I
quite like it. OK.

I spied Lorna from
a distance, mingling with
the Dundee posse.

I like chris best, cause
he's nice, and he smiled at me,
which was nice too! hmm..

Belle and Sebastian
have a new album out! here's
a picture of it...

I realised that
was just because of the two
girls on the cover.

It looks like the one
on the right is doing a
bit of needlework.

It's about time we
get some street cred. with our
record purchases.

I've said I love you
to countless chocolate bars, and
not really meant it.

As usual, they
finished with Legal Man, but
with a difference.

He says, "Don't insult
me" when I try to pay him
for a lemonade.

We talk about this
all the time. It exhausts us
and we keep talking.

How could they do what
they did, knowing that? We will
all die soon enough.

Some cause happiness
wherever they go; others
whenever they go.

Sunnyset did. Mao
was played: Hannah Brown threw the
cards down in a huff.

Sleep. Now, I'll make like
a worried shepherd and get
the flock out of here.

I hadnt been too
shy to go and talk to them.
It made me feel sad.

Sinister: Tori
Spelling (like, a play on words,
with Storytelling).

I don't really care,
I wouldn't have anything
to do anyway...

I'm not happy with
my life, with my career, I'm
not happy at all.

I took a very
hot bath on Tuesday night to
make sure I would sleep.

Numbers fell as time
rolled on, but the hardcore few
continued to play.

I think she managed
to get over things a lot
faster than I did.

Someone had a big
Bing Crosby cap at the front,
so I borrowed that.

Nearly everything
has been said about the UK
bit of the tour now.

Tuesday. Back to the
notebook, it now being in
EasyEverything.

Thing is, one has one's
own soul to reckon with at
the end of the day.

I talk about drink
so no wonder he thinks I'm
an alcoholic.

DOWN TO YER KNEES IN
TEN YEARS TIME! Knockers? more like
clackers in a while.

When are you coming
down? Tell me when you do or
I'll just get angry.

Ok. am off to
play buckaroo. That donkey
is always bolting.

What?! I thought you all
had the EPs. If you don't, buy
them now. I insist.

I might post again
shortly without being so
arsey. Take care all.

// ee //

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