Sinister: Have You Got A Light Mac?

[David Moore]

Hi All,

3 a.m. MORAY PLACE

I decided not to post.

About gigs & stuff, I mean.

Because I did already. Way into the wee hours of last Tuesday morning,
excited past sleep. It was good. Rewritten to perfection. Better version
followed improved, peaking at one point like Longfellow, pounding like
Hiawatha. Then in the style of early Tolkein.

But it was all in my head. Only in my head.

Gone now.


Except for

Usher Hall – Sarah holding large sheets of paper with the lyrics to Van’s
singalong classic, casting them aside like so many Subterranean Homesick
Blues.

Brixton Academy – Stru-anne during I’m Waking Up To Us “the chapter is
closed”: lifts his hands up, a book in charades, snaps the volume shut.


THE QUEEN’S CHILD

How is Ailsa like Rumplestiltskin? Hmmmm. Is it because she screeches like a
banshee during the closing part of a Belle And Sebastian concert? No, that
would make her like Sweetie.

So it must be that like that fairy tale character she got so carried away
that she stamped her foot so hard into the ground that her whole leg went
in. Luckily there the similarity ended, because she didn’t grab the other
leg & pull herself in two.


Do I win a prize, Ms Alder? :)


KEN CHU IS NEARLY A CULT


Love,

David Moore
Chelmsford, UK

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