Sinister: Life is getting smaller but love is growing bigger

[Belle The Confused Dog]

It is very strange but I think things are getting smaller these days.  The 
whole house is shrinking, the garden and even the girl. The table is so much 
shorter. When the girl used to put things onto it I couldn't see them at 
all. Now it is so much easier. And if I really try I can sometimes even take 
them from the table. I don't try too often because it makes the girl quite 
angry and that makes me quite sad.  That isn't the only thing that is 
strange. Lately I have been thinking about love. Love is very strange.

Recently, the girl with the chocolates who normally lives with my Ali came 
to stay again.! It was so great except for the fact that she didn't bring 
any photos of my Ali or chocolate this time.  In case you didn't know Ali is 
the love of my life. Except I haven't in even met him.

Well I was in love with him that is. But then I fell in love with someone 
else. It all happened on Sunday.  Some people came to see me and the girl 
and the other girl. One of them was the boy who used to live here, and 
another girl, and one of them was a person I have met before and often 
licked, and finally there was the boy, another boy, who although I had seen 
before didn't remember. I think I had definitely seen him before because he 
said "nice to see you again belle" and the girl said I had seen him once 
before and she doesn't usually lie to me.

At least not often. Sometimes she pretends to have something in her hand so 
I will come and talk to her. She Says "what is it belle? what is it?" And I 
go to try to guess. Then she laughs at me and says "nothing you fool!" Its 
not very funny if you ask me.
This time I don't think she was lying though, because I think I met this boy 
when I was young, too young to fall in love.

Now I'm older I saw him a whole new light and wanted to kiss him all of the 
time.
That afternoon we watched the video of the boy who the girl is in love with. 
He is also in the band that makes me a little bit famous. The girl hasn't 
even met him really. Its sort of like I used to be with Ali. When she is 
older she will understand that she isn't really in love with him even if he 
is very handsome. The girl and the girl who didn't have the chocolates 
swooned ever so slightly at the video. I ran around and tried to get the 
attention of the boy I had met before but didn't remember.

Later on he played the guitar and sang… it wasn't even scary like when the 
girl does it. I swooned ever so slightly.

The next day I went with my old boy and his new girl on a little holiday. 
There I met Hamish. A small dog but very handsome. I looked into to his 
eyes. He wagged his tail. That's when I discovered true love! Love is, 
indeed, very strange.

Love and Kisses,
Belle
xx

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