Sinister: Come to Amsterdam St Lucy.

[paul hardman]

Hello to the lot of you.  First off is someone going to tell me that the pic 
of St Lucy on the photos page is real.......I don't think so.  Surely life 
ain't this bad when you're that good looking?  I can see I'm perhaps giving 
everyone the wrong impression of me, I'm not really superficial but just 
like most people my Achilles heel appears to be great looking flowery types 
and every B & S girl fan seems to fit the bill.  I'm no shark either, B & S 
saved me from living in 1989 My Bloody Valentine, Fatima Mansions, Roses, 
Pixies et al were still being played far too often but now my joy is 
spreading.  As you can tell by the desperate start yes I'm on the scrap heap 
I got dumped before Christmas, didn't quite mean it on my Christmas list to 
Santa when I wrote "All I want for Christmas is to be left alone" White 
bearded annual freak.  Good job I'm old & wise enough to deal with it eh!  
Anyhoo these picnic's look like a bit of a lark what! and seeing as though I 
live just outside of Amsterdam, I'm sure you can guess the rest. Vondell 
park's a bit nice at this time of year only thing is it's going to take 
someone with extra-ordinary people arranging skills to pull it off because I 
keep drifting between minimal to none (effort required).  Failing that 
there's always a (parenclub) ten minutes from my house, that's a swingers 
club to the likes of you and me.  What a Belle & Sebastian party that could 
be. For when you really want to get to know someone.  It reminds me of home 
though because we have a club called the Showboat back in lovely sunny 
Warrington, although there apparently you just get a bottle in the face....I 
prefer the alternative.  Anyone popping over to The Dam this lovely 
Spring/summer can drop me a line if they wish, I just wanna have some fun 
while it's hot, meet some nice people and carry on caining the Thai because 
it makes me happy.
Come on the Reds.
Warlord of Atlantis. (Not Doug McClure)
'H'.







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