Sinister: I'm whacking off to us (woo! contains a TOP TEN LIST!!!!!)

[kchu at xxx.uk]

Last night I forgot my keys when I went out and so when I got back I was locked
out and I had to break into my own home, McGuyver style, by climbing on top of
my car and thus then over the garage roof with the help of a satallite dish
cable and then jumping 10 metres off the roof over a tree into my garden and got
in through the back door.  It was very exciting and now I have a sore leg.

Onto much more exciting news I'm planning on getting a haircut tomorrow, a
highly-adventurous "trim", no less, the last two times I had a haircut I ended
up going to a B&S gig soon after (for those who study Ken's haircut history it
was before the RAH gig last summer, and the QMU gig last Christmas), so who
knows what's going to happen this time!

I listened to the The Boy with the Arab Strap album last night, and thought that
it was very good.  I used to think that it is the worst one out of all, but now
I think that it isn't, and now I can't stop going "I dreamt Id ta go'a Marrrs"
in a Scottish accent.

Hooked on the Scot'ish accccent I thought I'd listen to A Century of Elvis as
well, aw it was so cute, and when THAT finished, it just seemed fitting to put
on A Century of Fakers, which was like some kind of conclusion to it all.  And I
wondered..

Has anyone tried to mix the two songs together before?  Like, DJ style,
superimposing one over another?  Does it work?  Or maybe one song interrupting
the other at regular intervals fading in and out?  I wanna know.



OK... I tried to resist, but the peer pressure of the current LIST CRAZE is just
too great.

Top 10 sinister post contents
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1. angry leaving posts telling us how they grew out of the list
2. top ten lists
3. one line posts that takes longer to open, than to read
4. top five lists
5. top twenty lists
6. forwarding of jokes/virus warnings onto the list
7. top fifteen lists
8. flirting that's not directed at me
9. top twenty-five lists
10. personal replies sent to the list that is of no interest to anyone of the
list apart from the person being replied to

Lists and Red Bulls
Ken
P.S.: Now that ALL of the B&S Treasure Hunt trophies have been found, I wonder
if the band will release the answers to the various clues for the hunt any time
soon.




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