Sinister: Nasty, brutish and short

[Liz Daplyn]

Well hello there.


  It’s true, Ian will never be as good as Archel.  But at what, I hear you 
cry?

  Stone the crows, if it isn’t fully into the social season.  If it wasn’t 
for the political incorrectness, I’d join a fox-hunt in order to get out of 
the house.  Ahem.  So what I’m saying is that it’d be really very nice if 
someone took up the reins of the forthcoming London Sunday (in Greenwich?  
Would be nice) and proclaimed the law.  I would be picnic mummy, but I live 
in WALES, dammitall (but not for much longer, thank you baby Jesus and all 
the saints), and I think a native or at least a naturalised exotic should be 
the Head Sorter in situations such as these.

  Anyway, I just want to have a nice weekend and to ignore the fact that 
there are those of this parish who will be grooving and jiggling to sweet 
pop music in the Americas, some of them having specially buggered off over 
there for the purpose of viewing some girl’s ‘cello-playing arse.  Anagrams 
of CHEEKY NTH PUN or, indeed, CUT HYPHEN KEN spring to mind.  And, the final 
indignity, you NYC sods are getting a Tigermilking, when I didn’t even get 
to the last one here.  Harrumph.  Still, enjoy, and I’ll try not to think of 
you people with envy as I down further bottles of Pinot Noir.

  Ah well.  List abuse is, one supposes, better than self-abuse.

  Finally, can someone who is *in the know* tell me which is the best Low 
album to buy first.  I have the Christmas thing, like God knows how many of 
us.  Off-list reply, thankyouverymuch kidz.  Sinister you are my agony aunt. 
  Goodnight.


    Liz :x


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She tells her love while half asleep,
       In the dark hours,
               With half-words whispered low:
As Earth stirs in her winter sleep
       And puts out grass and flowers
                Despite the snow,
                Despite the falling snow.

                               Robert Graves
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