Sinister: just wanted to break the drought, really

[David Hewitt]

G'day all.

John Jennings said:

"I went on a wee tour around Scotland a couple of weeks ago... Stirling, 
Glasgow, the highlands, all the tourist attractions."

You wee-ed in all of those places? Blimey.

He then said:

"I was in Glasgow on the day of the 'big floods' and almost drowned."

You poor sod. I had no idea that wee-tourism had become so popular.

Then he said something about British and Scottish Gas. I giggled like a 
schoolgirl, but maybe that's just me.

Bulk love,
-Vanilla Flavoured David.

PS: I was going to apologise for the fact that this post consists entirely 
of childish smut and single-entendres. Then I decided not to, as the post 
you would have otherwise gotten would have been one of those "I haven't 
posted for ages" ones, combined with "what Sinister means to me" and "I had 
a big trip and met all these people who are great, and now I'm going to list 
them all" and "here's my heartrending story in full and pointless and 
overly-personal detail" seasoned with a little "aren't I clever! everyone 
look at me!". You know, like all my posts used to be. You wouldn't have 
liked it, and are far better off with what you got, so you should be 
grateful. I think everyone that would care what I've been up to knows most 
of it, so I won't bore the other 1500 or so of you with it.

PPS: Hug Stevie Trousers the next time you see him. Go on.

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