Sinister: What was the greatest thing before sliced bread was invented?

[Philip Runion]

I am also indebted to the Independent on Sunday for providing the following 
list of genuine bird names:
the Bare-Faced Go-Away Bird: see Isobel after ripping one quief style
the Invisible Rail: See Stuart David's crotch
the Double-Eyed Fig-Parrot: see beans
the Blue-Knobbed Curassow: see like any number of us boys
the Oleaginous Mountain Tanager: see The Bare-Faced Go-Away Bird
the Obscure Berrypicker: see Papa Smurf in search of a cure for Smurfettes 
libido (note: obvious cure: Blue-Knobbed Curassow)
the Carbonated Sierra Finch: see Ken after so many RB&V's he forgets how to 
use his fingers
the Rosy-Faced Lovebird: see the lovely LLew
the Agile Tit-Tyrant: ibid

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