Sinister: Uri! Don't bend me!!!!!!

[Kenneth P Y Chu]

Hello sinister,

Some people would say that 5 glorious years of sinister has made for a huge 
generation gap to have developed on the list.  Namely between the "old 
Guards" and the "Young Blood".

Generation gaps are funny things, like how it can make different words and 
phrases to end up having the same meanings, for example how

"Guards" can mean the same as "And Passed Its"
and
"Blood" can mean the same as "Whippersnappers"

.. anyway, you'd think that people become older and wiser as they age, but 
they don't!  Let's take two case studies.


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Case Study 1:
STEVIE TROUSERS said that the

***5th Aniversary Sinister Picnic***
Happens on SUNDAY, which is CORRECT and then confused everyone by talking 
about how places are busy on SATURDAY.  SILLY MAN!

Just to confirm what the wise young Sam Walton said, the picnic is indeed 
happening on Sunday!  SO DON'T TURN UP ON SATURDAY, unless you want to 
practice climbing up Primrose Hill to prepare for the big day.  I guess it 
can be embarassing to be stuck at the bottom of the hill on Sunday due to 
lack of Hill Climbing practice!

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Case Study 2:
CARSMILE STEVE

is a well respected, married man, you'd think that such a sagacious man 
would be behaving himself and be acting always within the boundaries of the 
law.  But NO!  In fact he was a bad bad bad man and is now in court!  Look 
what I've found on the Metro (london newspaper) today...

http://uk.geocities.com/ken_the_juggler/carsmile.html


Tut Tut.

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Which brings us back to doh!  or the question set by Nathan Reader...

>>it would be interesting to find out what the ages of vary from of everyone 
>>on the sinister list. If you... think you are a contender for the oldest 
>>(don't be ashamed), please tell us all, or just me.<<

The answer is a good lurker friend of mine AuntSadie!  
auntsadie at missprint.org (i believe), she is 82, you know!  She never posts 
but do write her, she also comes to #sinister chat very often!  So come 
visit her by going to chat!

See some of you on SUNDAY!  And also you get to see my DJing DEBUT!  oh my.  
You can all embarass me when I mess up, or the girls can all fall in love 
with my exquisite music choice mmmmm.

Old geezers and Red Bulls
Ken

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