Sinister: the buoy with the crab trap

[Kenneth P Y Chu]

Hey kids,

How are we all?  Good, I hope.

I just bought myself a new DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION game for my playstation 
today and it is great!  You can dance to classics such as "Don't Stop 
moving" by S Club 7 and "The Bad Touch" by Bloodhound gang and "Can't get 
you out of my head" by Kylie Minogue/Stefano (Steady State)!

And of course also "My Favourite Game" by the Cardigans, how apt!  It IS my 
favourite game.

I have been on a haze of consumerism actually, recent purchases include:

- a new Bookshelf (I can now put my books back on the shelf)!
- a new Mobile Phone (It's full of silicon chips)!
- new Recording Equipments (not just for playyying guitar)!
- a tube travel card that doesn't expire until next year!  (it states the 
destination but it doesn't mean that it will show)!
- a crack ho from soho (she was doing it with business ken on the piano 
belle, oh she thought it was a living hell)!**

Yeeeh, shopping crazy!  B&S Style, too.

And of course I got the BELLE AND SEBASTIAN PLAYING CARDS!

There has been preciously little talk about the B+S Playing Cards, no?  
Aren't they great?  They are!  Late night poker has never been so much fun!  
I have to be careful not to mix them up with my UNO cards though because 
they look quite similar.

Has anyone actually played with them yet?  I haven't yet.. I wanna do that 
thing where you hold all the cards in one hand and bend it, and then let go 
and all the cards jump over to the other hand!  But they costed a tenner so 
I thought I'd actually keep them nice and straight for a while yet.

How many sinisters are in London nowadays?  E-mail me yeah?  Go out for a 
pint innit.

Anyone in London like Poker?  We need to have a game one day, mmm yeah with 
B&S Playing Cards and all.  Texas River Holdem No Limit oh yes.  A PUBNIC 
one day, maybe?  Poker in a pub!  Loser buys the rounds.

What does the dealer button do?  Personally I use my BSPD badge as the 
dealer button.

My favourite card is Queen of Diamonds*.  Aww bless.

I need a snog.  Oops thought out loud.
Ken
* Although 10 of Spades almost edged it what with SNOGGING (almost) in it!  
Hubba Hubba!
** I didn't really do it with a crack ho on a piano***
*** it was a glockenspiel

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