Sinister: Jizz is just a modern pork slop

[kenneth.chu at xxx.org]

Ken's back!

Thank fuck for that.

(his front's not bad either!)

Wow, I can carry on writing in single sentances like this.

But I might offend Kieran Devaney, so I won't, because I quite like him, for
a start he wrote about post office cum newsagents and jazz mags, and he went
to Offbeat Xmas special!  Me too!  It was indeed a lot of fun.  I even got
to dance with a dog on wheel.  Mmmmm.  And sampled the worse veggie burger
in the world, ever.

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I haven't been posting lately, guess I've been busy with crap, too, but not
the way Ellebelle has been.  (to whom I send my sympathies, shit happens, I
guess)

Speaking of poo, has anyone ever tried to control the shape of their poo?
Like, experimenting with various arse muscle contraction patterns?  Has
anyone ever made a perfectly spherical poo?  Rabbits are good at this, those
are the cutest things in the world, it's no wonder how rabbits get to hump
all day!  As the saying goes Dump hard, Hump hard.  And also You dump what
you eat.

Speaking of cute things.  Girls in winter clothes = cute.  You see one and
you just want to give her the biggest hug ever.  The other day down the
escalator of a tube, I saw this cutest girl ever, wearing a grey overcoat ->
Aww Cute.

THEN she put on her scarf!  *gasp* CUTE!

And then came the killer, oh man, she put on her wooly hat!

!C!U!T!E!S!T! !T!H!I!N!G! !I!N! !T!H!E! !W!O!R!L!D! !E!V!E!R!

Anyway.

A long time ago (before I had my shits) Christopher Johnson wrote about how
he doesn't like B&S anymore because the band now have a Q&A section and he
thinks that they're pansy.  And I totally agree, when I first listened to
B&S it was like "YEAH MAN!  Outside the butchers with a knife on a bike
chain, la la la."  GET IN!

And THEN I asked Stuart Murdoch what it actually meant and apparently one
time he was riding his bike and when he went past the butchers and saw the
butcher with the big knife he shat himself and fell off his bike.  So the
bike chain got all tangled up and he had to borrow the knife to untangle the
chain, but the chain was too heavy so he failed, and then he cried and so
the butcher helped him untangling the bike chain and gave him a porkchop
flavoured lolly before sending him off to his merry ways.

WHAT A PONCE.  I'm definitely going to be listening to their pretty little
peel session NEXT WEDNESDAY!  So I can LAUGH at his delicate cream puff
foppish lily unvirile pussy ways.

And ALSO I'm going to the jolly christmas HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE LOVED party
next THURSDAY - yer!  When Stuart Murdoch will be DJing one day after the
Peel Session so I can laugh at how much of a pansy he is to his face.

Ken
P.S.: My opinion on Sigur Ros: Warjrjjjkeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllla
kasjksjjssssssssssss.  Sorry it's written in Kennish and only I understand
it.

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