Sinister: ...and a partridge in a pear tree, A-HA

[Hewitt, Stephen]

Ello babies

I am finishing work in 45 mins for two and a bit weeks and as I have
finished everything vital I thought I'd write you a wobs message rather than
just sitting and picking my nose (although I might do a bit of that too).

CAROLLING (ie content, lumme)
Good to see the high level of shambolic-ness (shambolicity?) perfected by
b&s over the years shows no sign of abating.  Mind you 12 days of xmas is
*always* shambolic unless performed by ninja-skill level choirs, due to:

A: forgetting what number you're at
B: everyone learning different orders for 9, 10, 11 and 12 depending on
which carol book your school had
C: everyone getting faster and fasterandfaster as the song progresses

TOSS
So I was watching sky sports t'other week and they had coverage of the
BOWLING WORLD CUP from riga in that latvia and it was held at the TOSS
bowling centre, which made me think of ken (I wonder if rowans is a rude
word in latvian...)

DANCING
We're going out dancing tonite innit, and as I'm going to the pub to meet
several dark and shady characters from pre-history first (ie as soon as I
leave work (we're going to ye olde chesire cheese (fleet street) if anyone
wants to pop along)) I should be well up for dancing as soon as I reach
howdoesitfeeltobeloved.  NB please do not let me throw up over stuart (or
anyone else for that matter...)

FLAT
Not saying anything specific like, but has IC been as missed as much as
during the first verse of OCOCE last nite???

MISSED?
Don't forget that if you didn't catch the peel show last nite (or even if
you did), you can listen to it for the next week via the wonders of bbc
online.  It's probably here:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio/aod/radio1_aod.shtml?peel_wed you'll need
realplayer and to not work where I do as for some reason I can get a
squillion radio stations but the beeb don't work, ho hum.

LEMONY
There was a documentary thing about LEMONY SNICKET on BBC4 the other nite
which was quite fun and I thought of lllllllew.  Also I have bought my
sister (age 26) the first book for wobs so I might read it also to see what
the fuss is abt (NB my sister does teach small children so she has to keep
up with the scene, that's her excuse anyway ;))

WOBS
Ah, the joys of predictive txt...

GOING NOW
Happily christmas one and all

xoxo
CarsmileSteve

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