Sinister: Last Christmas, I Ken Chu my heart (bowling)

[Father Christmas]

Ho Ho Ho,

hello sinister.

My name is Father Christmas! Not Santa, no, I've been trying to get rid 
of that name for years. I only signed that deal with coke cause I 
thought it was just for the one year. We were really strapped for cash 
you see, and the bloody elf unions were giving me so much frickin 
hassle. So anyway, it turned out I'd actually signed off my image for 
the sole use of Coca Cola for the rest of my life. Unfortunately that 
means forever in my case.

Still, I'm not allowed to be frickin angry am I?!! Oh no, its in my 
contract, I have to be jolly, or they'll fire me out of a cannon.

(London listees / people who want to go bowling read on, all else have a 
very merry christmas xxxx)

So anyway, I heard you all wanted to go bowling. Not the sort of request 
I normally deal with. Frankly, I don't see why you can't sort it out 
amongst yourselves. If you want to go bowling please turn up at Rowens 
bowling alley, Stroud Green Road which is somewhere in north london. I 
think its pretty much opposite finsbury park tube station, if you leave 
by the correct exit, I don't know which one that is, or even if there's 
more than one exit. Time: 3.30pm Sunday 29th December. Sorry I know its 
short notice but uhh, one of you is leaving london the weekend after and 
would really like to go hence it is this weekend.

Please please please come. If its a terrible day for you we could 
perhaps move it to saturday or something, feel free to give me an email.

Bye then, I have to get down to Sainsbury's before they close and buy 
twelve tons of petrol to do my deliveries tonight.

Ho Ho Ho.
Merry Christmas

Father Christmas


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