Sinister: Get Your Muthaf**kin' 9lb Cock On (hic)

[Sam Walton]

Howdy Sinister.

ASM: It's technically Saturday morning. I'm very sad to be posting email of 
any description at this juncture, but this is a special occasion. To my 
right is Feather Boa, opposite her is Mr Stuart Hallifax, but the big 
occasion for this is that Ms Archel Playforth, legendary in this parish, is 
sitting opposite me...

Here comes a group post...

We've had a very entertaining night. We've discovered that Asm's middle 
names are (arguably) very embarrassing. Although they're not really. They're 
actually fucking cool. ;-)

Archel has graced us with her presence:

ARCHEL: i have spent most of the night suffering from chronic hiccups which 
suggests that i am far more drunk than i actually am. (The fact that it took 
her 5 minutes to type this sentence suggests that she's in fact more drunk 
than she actually is - Asm)...

ARCHEL: ok so i am drunk but i get hiccups anyway - it's genetic.  it has 
been very weird to be back here in york (my alma mater).  but i can still 
buy cheap guinness which is something.  i am correcting my typos as i go 
which proves what a good editor i am - see http://www.buzzwords.ndo.co.uk 
for more evidence...

ASM: Hmm, it's my post (technically) but I seem to have had the mantle 
stolen from me rather viciously by the Queen Of Smut herself. However, 
everybody seems to know that she's on campus, and obviously want a piece of 
her: people are at the windows of the 'pooter room, screaming "I want your 
cock" - her response to that (and I quote) "well, y'know, it could be a fake 
one". Queen Of Smut? Oh yes.

FEATHER BOA: hulllo, i walked in a puddle and mr walton gave me a fireman's 
lift.  then he made some joke about how he hardly ever got to pick up girls 
nowadays.  *bless*.  sorry for being drunk last time i posted, and indeed 
this time.  i promise next time i'll be sober and i'll say all the stuff i 
want to say about spring being sprung and sinister being in love.

Mr Stuart Hallifax noted that he didn't have anything more humourous to add 
than the fact that Feather Boa walked in a puddle, and that Archel has a 
strap-on.

And so it seems that this is to where the post is degenerating: Smut. It 
seems that it's all you can expect when even in the presence of Archel, and 
any collective of sinister people in one space.

We will abandon ship, only to view this post in the cold light of day, when 
cliche is cliche, and we understand the true horror of what we have actually 
done.

Yours, with love, honourary Red Bulls, ducks and all rest of that twee 
crappola that goes along with this bizarre community (pip pip),


Asm, Archel, FB and Stuart Hallifax


(P.S. Archel still hiccups after the sign-off)

P.P.S. I hope you all appreciate the P.S. in brackets - nearly as 
pretentious as Radiohead's track, entitled "(Nice Dream)"... ;-(

P.P.P.S. ARCHEL: Hic.



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     "He's strictly a pain in the ass, but
      he certainly has a good vocabulary"
               - Holden Caulfield

     "He's not the Messiah, he's a very
      naughty boy"
               - Mary Cohen


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