Sinister: Shit could have been still savourier

[Kenneth P Y Chu]

Hello,

De-lurk time, actaully, does not posting for a week count as lurking?  Well 
well, I see that my temporary halt in posting had resulted in the average 
seriousness of a sinister post being rocketed ten-folds - with posts about 
life! and love! and decisions! and things! and goodness me, B&S contents 
that aren't made up!

It's time to get to work, I think.

However, I took great solace in Gordon's last post, because he talked about 
shit on rail tracks - that's more like it.  Another thing that was nice to 
read was that Mr Jeremy Tweedle has now a new home!  And speaking of Mr 
Tweedle himself...

Whereever I go, I always seem to hear debates about whether "David Bowie" is 
pronunced "David Bowl-wee" or "David B-ow-wee", and I have figured it out 
the other day that it is indeed the latter.  For no-one without a last name 
such as "Bowel-wee" would be able to come up with the scatological contents 
that seem to fill up the abdomen of the song "Space Oddity"...

"and I'm floating in the most peculiar way,
and the 'star' looks very different today.
For heeeere am I floating round my tin can, far above the 'moon'
planet earth is blue and there's nothing i can do"

... this poetic monologue from the eyes of a floater are quite disturbingly 
some of the most beautiful words ever written.  It is almost as good as that 
song by the Cranberries about breaking aromatic wind called "linger".

Mark C mentioned farting in his last post, and also stated that I was being 
simultaneously modest and arrogant, in parallel.  Does that make me an 
oxymoron?  Or just oxy?  hmm, yes.

And speaking of morons, has anyone else already worked out Belle and 
Sebastian's plans for their UK gig in Edinburgh?  It doesn't take a fool to 
work out that at the Edinburgh gig they are going to play the following 
songs.

- It could have been a brilliant career
- Mayfly
- Photo Jenny
- Family Tree
- We rule the school
- A century of fakers*
- Don't leave the light on baby*
- The state I'm in*
- String Bean Jean*
- I could be dreaming+

WHAT DRUGS ARE YOU ON KEN?

Some of you may ask, but when Stuart sings the lyrics to these songs come 
April 1st at the gig, you too would start giggling like a fool.

-> talked about poo
-> made up fake b&s contents
-> avoided any kind of useful information/rational thoughts

My work here is done.

Fools and Red Bulls
Ken
* stupid  + moron

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