Sinister: The macaroniness of the middle Venice dinner

[Kenneth P Y Chu]

Hello sinistees,

I followed Dahli Llama's example and become a boy racer last night.  Well, 
kind of.  But one thing that is definite is that my car is WORKING again!  
and it's GRATE!

In excitement of the now fully functional automobile, while I was on a long, 
straight stretch of road on my excursion driving home from the garage, I 
FLOORED IT!  And felt the wind blowing back my hair as it accelerated - 
0..10..20..30..40..50..60..70..80..90!..100!..110 seconds later it was doing 
60 miles per hour!  In my mind tho, I was inside a rocket car, and have I 
mentioned that my car is great?

So I drove it all the way home at break-neck speeds, feeling the wind 
blowing back my hair, then parked it outside my house, and turned off the 
fan and my hair stopped being blown back again.

It was times like this that I am glad that The Smiths make me wanna dance, 
rather than cry - "The boy with a thorn in his side" was on the stereo at 
the time - how I wish I was in a proper boy racer car like an Escort XR3i, 
with all the aluminium cool bits like spoilers, spikes coming out of the 
wheel cap... etc.

Then I can have "The boy-racer car with a spike on each side" pumping at 
full volume!  mmmm love the yodel bit.  woooo ohoooh oh ooooh oh oh oh.

Fast cars and Red Bulls
Ken

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