Sinister: Hang the DJ?!

[Richard Cottyn]

I must confess I haven't posted for a while-but that doesn't mean I've
forgotten about you all!

I cut my toenails tonight. I kept getting frustrated at the fact that I kept
cutting them wonky, but it wasn't til I reached my second-to-last toe that I
realised I had the scissors the wrong way round! Silly me.

Just this second I thought of a 'brainteaser' that somone set me last week.
I spent a good few days working it out before finally coming to the right
answer! It sounds rude at first...but of course it's much cleverer than
that...

What word begins with 'f', ends in 'k', and means a lot of heat and
excitement?!
THE ANSWER WILL BE REVEALED LATER ON IN THIS POST!

And before you ask, it's not 'flapjack', nice try though...

Did any sinisterees spot the cryptic Sean Bean line in Lord Of The Rings?!

The first line he says is "the blade...and its still sharp".

Now Sean Bean is a Sheffield United supporter, and
their nickname is the BLADEs. And he first became famous for his role in the
television series SHARPe! How amazing is that! I bet you are totally
astounded at this wonderful discovery.

Nope, the answer isn't 'flask', good attempt though. Keep trying :)

Last night it was the sixth form party. We were in a bar beforehand and my
friend goes up to the dj and requests mc hammers 'cant touch this'. 5
minutes later, its played. So i go up and request a smiths song. I said to
the dj 'any smiths song', so i was been quite flexible! He nodded his head
so i went and sat down again, ready for 'Sweet and tender hooligan' or
'Panic', which is always a fave with everyone. But did he play it?! No! All
this chart rubbish for the rest of the evening! Boo!

What's that? 'Fishfork'? Heat? Excitement? Not really, sorry you're wrong!

I realised this week mainly through looking at the subject lines on sinister
that even lyrics that are 4 or 5 words long are often quite obvious as belle
and sebastian ones. I guess it's the same with any band but I think it's
quite cool that to most people phrases like "I will confess to you", "I
missed the bus" or even "you're not listening" sound very normal-whereas to
us sinisterees straight off it's like "Ooo! B&s lyric!"

'freak'? Well perhaps some of them are exciting but I don't think that's the
answer...

Well, ok. You can stop tearing your hair out. The answer to the brainteaser
is of course...

...

'Firework!'

Heh, I enjoyed it! Congratulations to anyone who got it right without
peeking at the answer beforehand. You gain 150 points! (value 0.0001p)

This post seems to have included lots of boring titbits. Ah well, I'm sure
the brainteaser stopped you from falling asleep!

Richard



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