Sinister: The Big One

[Matthew Henderson]

Things have been heating up for two minutes now, but I don't think we're 
ready.  I decide keep folling around for another minute or so, then I would 
make my move.

I finally, I think we're both ready.  But there is just one more obstacle in 
my way.  It was a little difficult to rip off, but I think my confidence 
made it seem easy.  I remembered back to my first time.  I was in high 
school.  I had thought about it, a lot.  I'm a bit shy and very nervous 
though.  One glorious day though, it actually happened.  I began to move in, 
and although it smelled kind of funny, I thought of how great it feels to be 
actually doing it, and began eating away.  The sweat trickled down my 
forehead as the room seemed to get hotter and hotter.  It was getting very 
intense now, until I was finished.  Surely, this was the finest 
microwaveable burrito I had ever had.  It might seem a bit pricey for 1.79 
at my local gas station, but it's soo worth it.  Especially with a cherry 
icee to wash it down.  Aah, it's the finer things in life that make 
everything bad seem okay.

I might be wrong, but I think someone was slagging the fact that belle and 
sebastian did shirts.  I don't know, maybe they didn't. Either way, I just 
thought I'd use this opportunity to tell about how I am in an incredibly 
awkward stage in life.  Right now, a Large t-shirt is just too small.  It's 
okay before I wash it, but afterwards, it shrinks into smallness.  However, 
an X-large is much too big, even after wash.  The only t-shirts I own that 
fit like a dream are the belle and sebastian shirts.  Even after washing, 
they are the perfect length.  The arms fit so well.  They're loose, but not 
TOO loose.  It's just a nice feeling.  And those russian dolls are just too 
cute.

In the recent tradition of leaving posts, I thought I'd say I'm leaving.  
It's been fun, but I actually HAVE now a life and you're all GEEKS and I AM 
NOT!

-Matt

P.S.  I'm not really leaving the list.  This should be obvious since 
everyone who knows anything at all about me should know that I will never 
ever have a life and I am far geekier than all of you.  Long Live the 
Fighters.

P.P.S.  Sorry for having TWO deep, depressing posts in a row.  I'll be more 
uplifting next time.  Twelfth Night perhaps.

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