Sinister: Weak in the presence of booty

[Mark Casarotto]

Ho sinister (so true on so many levels),

I've been a right old grump for the last 24 hours.
Last night, on another interweb forum I went a bit
mental, using RUDE WORDS and being bitchy and cynical,
like, even more than normal. And today nothing's
changed! Perhaps my home-made bolognese sauce has a
spooky psychoactive effect. Presumably it's combining
with my Italian side to bring out the fiery passionate
nature that dwells deep within me...

However, I'm not cross with sinister (except maybe
Richard John Gillanders, who evidently thinks
paragraphs are for poofs), so I thought I'd soother my
fevered brow with a quick post.

Sinister really is a place of epics these days! Not
that this is a bad thing (well, subjectively it might
be, should someone be banging on for ages, a bit like
this, really), it's just strange. Did someone re-state
the 15-minute rule when I wasn't looking?

Something is buzzing in my bedroom. It might be my
computer speaker, but it never used to do that. Does
this mean it might explode? If so, will I feel pain?

Hannah mentioned crushes (and spunk, but we'll gloss
(ahem) over that). Can I have some please?

No housework tips at the moment, although I did
purchase some lovely bedding, picture frames and
crockery yesterday. I am the dullest man in the world
(David Moore, shut it).

Ach. Fitba anyone?

Mark xxx



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