Sinister: low bra-ed fitty

[Kenneth P Y Chu]

Hello Sinistees,

Yesterday morning a BBC presenter said "getting pissed" during their 
breakfast show.. rock and roll - he got told off by his co-presenter tho.

A lady at work in the office this morning was really annoyed by a rude 
customer who was on the phone, after the phone call she shouted "FART" 
really loud - it was the funniest thing.

Tom Pettinger got his hands on two nice ladies' packages today.  Mmmm.  
Which reminded me to send out parcels thanks.

The best presents should have numerous puns in it, like maybe a card that 
says "could you SPARE a heart for me?" with a picture of a boy bowling, or a 
box of chocolate that says "I choo-choo-chooose you" on the front with a 
picture of a steam train.  That would be the loveliest.

Robert Brennen talked about "Ken's Kebab" in Portsmouth - the scary thing is 
I've BEEN there!  A kebab restaurant the size of TWO SHOPS.  That ken is 
quite a shrewd businessman.  He's not doing quite as well as Ken the estate 
agent tho - he's so rich now he can afford his own show on TV so people can 
watch him cook, anyone here bought a house from Ken Homes?

Lindsay BakerLou Line (hehe) talked about counting, and stuff.  I was very 
bored at work this morning so I counted up how many days there has been 
since I was born, and it was a whooping 7,955 days.  Five days until my 
eighth millennium!

Do people celebrate these "jubilees"?  Or do only boring people do that?  
Who wants to come to my party, then?

In the meantime, have fun, keep the VD alive everyone.

Ken
P.S.: The more mathematically minded of you can now work out my Birthday 
from the running day-count of my lifespan.  And thus can send me presents 
come the day.

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