Sinister: filling my fat face with every different kind of pancake

[Ben Apps]

Hello there,

I definitely am a member of Big Stu’s bored-at-work gang, but the funny 
thing is I have so much work to do it’s almost funny. If I don’t get on with 
it, the department’s internal transition database will not be properly 
tested, important changes in policy responsibility will not be reflected on 
the system. Senior officials will be misinformed, Ministers will be 
incorrectly briefed, gaffs will be made, the press will get hold of it. 
Heads will roll, governments will fall, alliances will crumble and the world 
will end next Tuesday. Possibly.

I didn’t get any valentines gifts or cards either, but it’s no surprise. 
That’s what you get for falling for a terminal narcoleptic with a serious 
duvet addiction. ;)

I have just about recovered from the weekends sinister shenanagins, much of 
which has been enshrined already in the html of time. I must briefly thank 
Archel for her unbound hospitality in right on bright on and Carsmile Steve 
for his, in RoXorford.

On the night bus back to the big smoke I spied the singer of the band I had 
justbin seeing (the band AFTER the mighty Endless City Lights – remember the 
name kids). She also went all the way to Victoria Station, so when we got 
off I said hello and told her I enjoyed her gig, although they were “Jazz” – 
nice! Then I ran away.

Big Mark Sea (do you C?) said Fitba Anyone?  I’ll be round in 20 minutes, 
just got to buff me boots.

Glassy Gliz Glaplyn IS making a website with pictures and stuff on it. When 
she knows the address she’s going to tell us all too.

I’m a greedy sod and had 5ive pancakes! Three on Shrove Tuesday and two on 
Ash Wednesday, which is kind of against the rules. So sue me.

Best go before the temporary secretary to the Permanent Under Secretary’s 
assistant private secretary’s private office for the office of open 
government catches me.

T’rah then (or should that be T'cademy?)

Bapps




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