Sinister: i can smell the coffee, why can't you?

[Timothy Steven Moyle]

i'll tell yer, you'll need a  furrow as deep as the grand canyon to push a 
long bguette through. (bugger me that'll hurt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

then again the easiest way to chat on the phone is to think of him/her 
dressed in a teddybear suit asking 'if bears do shit in woods and wheres the 
bum zip?', it occassionally works, ive tried buit I guess thinking that in 
interviews may not work as I permently have a cheeky smile across my face 
even when answering a serious question, then again it'll stop you from 
thinking, but the other way to do phone calls is to stand in front of a 
window naked, it sounds silly, but you'll be more worried about people 
seeing you then the person on the other end of the 
phone...................................................................................do 
bears really shit in woods!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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