Sinister: 'CHU' are 'KEN'stantl'Y' updating your hit 'P'arade of your 10 biggest puns...

[Richard Cottyn]

I'm quite impressed with this pun actually. I've been sat at my computer for
the last week and a half thinking it up, with only a fake Jimmy White
autograph and a piece of green plastic shaped just like Stuart Murdoch (b&s
content!) to keep me company.

Looking through recent sinister posts it is quite surprising how many
possible puns there are to be made out of the lovely Mr Chu's name. I bet
Stuart Murdoch and co do it on purpose to amuse us. I bet in their next
album they will try to include a ken pun in every track. Try and find some
b&s puns for my name! I gave up after a fw hours.

I must tell you this extremely funny story. Well, it really wasn't that
funny i'm sure for the person/people involved, but I laughed for a long
time, even though I perhaps shouldn't have!

Apparently it is tradition for a bride to eat a quails egg on the morning of
her wedding day. Well anyway, a girl I know did this and got salmonella from
the said egg. She puked as she got to the church and started suffering from
a nasty case of diarrhoea. The wedding had to be called off, as did the
honeymoon and everything else. All because of a quails egg. So, ladies, the
moral of the story. If you ever get married, DO NOT eat a quails egg on the
morning of your wedding day.Oh, and for those who wish to know, she did get
married in the end :)

Can I just boast about my magnificent pun one more time before I end this
post?! Thanks!

*boast* *boast* etc...

Richard (looking very smug)


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