Sinister: She's looking like our Ken but if Chu knew what's going on in her life...

[The Cat's Pajamas]

Hi all,

I don't know if the title pun is original or not...I don't remember seeing 
it anywhere, and I worked so very hard to come up with it, so if I 
plagiarized anybody's title, please let me know...it wasn't intentional.  
Surprisingly enough, the title is rather pertinent to the rest of the 
e-mail.  Allow me to present the evidence for you. First, our beloved Ken's 
picture from the Sinister website:

http://www.missprint.org/sinister/people/KenJuggle.html

Next, an add for microsoft I pulled off my hotmail homepage:

http://the_cats_pajamas.tripod.com/ken.gif

Given the strong visual evidence, I can only come up with 3 possibilities:

1. Microsoft is the root of all evil and have begun a comprehensive cloning 
initiative and have decided to help defray the cost by using some of the 
clones as models.  Given Ken's frigteningly good looks he was a natural 
choice for the modelling program.

2. Ken has sold out to the man and is using his good looks for the forces of 
evil.  He appears to have bought breast implants with the money he has made 
so far...

3. The person in the picture is the anti-Ken and if Ken were ever to come 
into contact with the anti-Ken, both would disappear instantly in a flash of 
energy capable of leveling major cities.

Of course, it also may just be some old lady from a microsoft ad that 
doesn't really look like Ken at all, but really, how plausible is that?

Jason




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