Sinister: I should be sincerely sorry to see my neighbor's children devoured by wolves

[Michael Vance]

On Thu, Feb 28, 2002 at 03:57:27AM +0000, Laura Llew wrote:

> Valentines! ****AND**** (if I read Sinister posts correctly) he has a 
> girlfriend! This makes me more of a brazen hussy than everything else 

In the interest of shameless self-promotion of virtue and
availability, I'll simply point out that I had recently stopped dating
someone I was infatuated with, making me a complete gentleman at the
time, and eminently available now. Ladies, don't despair, Romeo is
only running a little late, but his lips are covered in chocolate.

I think it also frees you from being a brazy hussy, but if you'd like,
we can refer to you in hushed tones as an "impudent strumpet", my
favorite phrase for that sort of thing.

And I didn't miss the bodily fluids *one bit*. Many thanks to Laura
for the Dorothy Parker, et al.

Regards,

m.

-- 
"and sticks and stones
 may break my bones
 but words will just finish me off
 yeh, near enough"
  -- The Sundays, Hideous Towns
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