Sinister: (gold-covered) tits and ass; bulgarian tex-mex
stacey dahling
dahling007 at xxx.com
Fri Jan 4 16:26:59 GMT 2002
Okay. I promised myself I wouldn’t do this again, post to sinister elaborate
detail about a club experience, but it seems to be the time of year when
resolutions are broken and I just can’t help it. It was possibly the
GREATEST CLUB EXPERIENCE EVER, that’s why. AND it technically was a sinister
meet-up. So there’s context for ya. Content. Yeah.
It all came about when lovely sinister listee ZOE contacted me to say she’d
be home for the holidays and we should meet up. Calls were made, and she
suggested we go to “Kitcherella,” a special night dedicated to kitch of all
sorts - kitch music, kitch decorations, kitch clothing. She said it began
years ago in a small club and had presumably grown to massive proportions,
warranting the occasional take-over of a huge schwanky club. She hadn’t
attended since the move, so told me she didn’t know what to expect, but it
should be fun. OKAY! I’m always up for the possibility of fun. Oh yes. And
KITCH! Hells yeah.
Anyway.. I try to drag Joanna with me (not very difficult considering she
likes to dance as much as I do) but she is actually ill. Poor dear. So at
midnight I venture out alone to meet Zoe. I arrive early, and as I stand
outside I see some absolutely gorgeous people enter the club. I see some old
men drive up and throw the keys of their Mercedes to the doorman who runs
out to look for a valet. I see people with GOLD HAIR and ripped stockings
and ugly furs. Oooh! I knew it would be a fine evening already.
Once inside, I was floored. The club was ENORMOUS, larger than any I’d ever
been in before. And there was a seemingly endless supply of beautiful thin
girls in mesh gold dresses and gold foil wigs working at desks, bars,
circulating the crowd, leading men in suits to reserved tables. It was like
the Greek version of Studio 54, except not as many naked people. But just as
much underwear. (Coincidentally (?) enough, it was called Club 22. Hmm.)
Underwear hung from clotheslines strung up around the club, and by the end
of the night it was being twirled over heads, slipped on over clothing,
draped over faces… oh yes.
Zoe arrived dressed in a classic sleeveless long white shirt, with black
paint-like splatters and a big belt and.. it was quite a fine eighties
ensemble. Her friend Helen was dubbed “Madonna” for the evening. She looked
fantastic. And the rest of the crowd - incredible. There were coon caps,
argyle sweaters, neon floral prints, huge gold chains, wigs, sunglasses.. I
can’t even do justice to the amazing costumed kitchiness. I, on the other
the hand, was dressed pretty conservatively in a little black dress and
maroon Johnny-collar shirt/jacket thingie. Ah well.
We clumped around, waiting for others in our party to arrive, staring with
greedy eyes at all the beautiful people who entered, shaking our heads a
little, anxious for some serious cheesy booty-shaking to begin. When we were
finally all assembled, we headed to the dance floor and bopped around a bit.
Then the lights dimmed and three screens came down from the ceiling and the
opening of Dynasty was projected. Lordy. Everyone hooted and screamed in
glee. Then the center screen lifted to reveal a man in an enormous golden
afro, sitting in the center of a stage with a drink in hand, regarding one
of the screens in studied interest. Everyone yelled and he got up, did a
dramatic little turn and headed to the DJ booth, all decked out in gold and
flanked by two beautiful girls scantily-clad in gold mesh and foil. Yay!
Golden afro man was the DJ! He slammed his hands down like a conductor and
the Bee Gees blared. Everyone immediately started to go crazy. It was
fantastic! The Bee Gees were followed by other incredibly cheesy songs,
including some Greek classics and, even worse, Greek covers of American
cheese. My favorite was a Greek cover of a Grease song. Oh yes.
After about five songs or so, the lights dimmed again, another cheesy video
clip was projected on the two screens, and then the stage was lit to reveal
seven scantily clad golden girls with gold foil pom poms, who did a
choreographed dance to some cheery song. It was so great! Stage shows! There
were a few more interspersed throughout the evening, all hilariously
fantastic.
Needless to say, we danced our asses off. Until 4:30 a.m. We could have
lasted longer, I think, but Zoe had a paper to write. She did leave with a
souvenir of the evening - a bra flung in our direction by a crazed dancer
that exactly matched her eighties paint-splattered shirt! Incredible!
I just could not get over the sheer quantity - and quality - of fine-looking
people. It seemed like everyone who was anyone was there. Where do they all
hide in the daytime, I wondered. In fact, the biggest star of the moment in
Greece - the winner of Big Brother, Greece’s first experiment in reality
television that was an amazing success - was on the guest list and rumoured
to be coming, but he never did appear. Pity, really. Ha!
It really doesn’t sound as exciting when translated to paper, does it? Ah
well.
Zoe was lovely, of course, as were her friends, and we had a great time
dancing. Again, I was able to do the Molly Ringwald and it was cooooool. And
I threw in some Ally Sheedy as well, being a special occasion and all.
After I left Zoe, I took a cab home and had a lovely conversation with the
driver, speaking perfect Greek. Why do I find myself suddenly able to
converse in Greek only after being awake for more than 15 hours or drunk? We
discussed the usual topics - where I was from, what I’m doing here, why I
like it, whether I’m looking for a Greek husband, American capitalistic
imperialism. And he didn’t even try to rip me off! I even paid in Euros, how
exciting!
And I just woke up at 5 p.m. and listened to Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody. Good
fucking song. It’s kinda sad. I almost cried.
Holy Moses, it’s snowing outside. Coming down like a blizzard. My lord.
Perfect time to defrost the fridge, actually. Can put the food outside. Mmm.
By the way, my first official Big Decision of 2002, was to venture, alone,
to BULGARIA. Yes, I am clearly insane. Even more so when you hear my other
option - taking a cheap (76 Euros/$70) flight to London to stay with friends
for a week and go bowling with Ken. Hmm. That or return to the Eastern
European country where I was almost kidnapped and married off to Romanian
prisoners five years ago? And I chose the latter option? What the fuck, eh?
Well, it all came down to money, really. First of all, the whole reason I
must make such a decision is because I must leave the country by Jan. 23 - I
only have a three-month visa, and if I don’t leave the country every three
months I run the risk of being deported; backwards, eh? So if I go to
Bulgaria, which would be cheaper to begin with, I can write travel stories,
which pays for expenses and perhaps more. In fact, I already have one
assignment lined up which would cover expenses. And considering how
desperately poor I am, there really was no other choice. Even though I am a
bit.. um.. frightened. Eeps! If you don’t hear from me in a week and half,
send out the rescue mission please.
I’m trying to make the most of it, though. It will be an adventure of
gigantic proportions, I tell myself. And I will undoubtedly return with
great stories. Already my plan is to write about the Mexican restaurant
phenomenon in Sofia. Hehehe. Last time I went, I discovered Eddy’s Tex-Mex
Diner, owned by Mafioso Eddy, who had spent several years in Las Vegas and
came out of the back room dressed entirely in black leather to have a shot
of whiskey with us. According to my sources in Sofia (ha! I actually have a
source in Sofia!) Eddy is rumoured to be doing time in a Nevada prison for
drug trafficking charges or something (we suspected the Mexican imports were
not limited to food ingredients alone). But, fingers crossed, I really hope
to run into him again and do a proper interview.
Ok that’s enough of that then.
Hope y’all are having a peachy keen 2002 so far. I’m gonna go dance in the
snow-covered streets now. Eat your heart out, New Englanders!
MWAH!
~dahling
ps: i feel like kind of an ass posting such dribble after amy’s lovely post
but..um..well..yeah. i guess i’m an ass. Hmm.
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